The Bride of Frankenstein (1935)

heey,dat’s where that pic comes from

The Bride of Frankenstein (1935)

heey,dat’s where that pic comes from

pokescans:

Stickers that come with Pokémon kid figures.

pokescans:

Stickers that come with Pokémon kid figures.

fairy-wren:

(via Lesser Racket-tailed Drongo by uzair ar / 500px)
sneakyfeets:

thlp
Goldfish Selling At Work (A Few of My Favorite Stories)
Man: Can I get some orandas?
Me: What size tank do you have?
Man: Two 250 gallon tanks.
Me: Yes... Just... pick which ones you want.
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Woman: I want a koi fish.
Me: ... They're pond fish. Do you have a pond?
Woman: No. But I already have one and I don't want it to be lonely.
Me: Uh... What... size tank?
Woman: 25 gallons.
Me: Yeah I'm not selling you a koi.
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Young Girl: Can I get a goldfish?
Me: What size tank do you have?
Young Girl: 29 gallons!
Me: Great! Do you have anything else in it?
Young Girl: About four other goldfish.
Me: ... Nnn... no.
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Woman: *brings me sad looking little fantail in a deflated bag*
Woman: I bought this goldfish a few weeks ago and I want to return it.
Me: Okay. What's wrong with it?
Woman: It just sits on the bottom of my tank and doesn't swim around! When I first got it, it was so energetic!
Me: ... What's your set up like?
Woman: He's in one of these! *points to a one gallon tank*
Me: ...... I....
Woman: And I feed him this! *picks up betta food*
Me: I'm gonna just take your goldfish okay?
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Woman: Can I get a goldfish?
Me: What size tank do you have?
Woman: 55 gallon!
Me: Great! What else is it stocked with?
Woman: Two angel fish, one pleco, some tiger barbs, another catfish I think, a bunch of platys. Oh! And a few snails.
Me: Goldfish can only be with other goldfish...
Woman: Are you kidding me???
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Man: Can I get 25 of your feeder fish?
Me: Okay! What are you feeding?
Man: Oh. I'm not feeding them to anything. That's cruel! I'm just getting them as party favors for my son's birthday party. It's fish themed!
Me: Sir. I'm not giving you feeder fish.
Man: Why not??
Me: They are not to be sold as party favors or prizes.
Man: Well that's just ridiculous!
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Literally everyone: I want one goldfish!
Me: They need at least 29 gallons.
Literally everyone: But they're so tiny!!!

becausebirds:

herebos:

The Steller’s Sea Eagle

Locarno, 13/9/2014

Just chillin’ at the park with my eagle. NBD

allons-ynumberten:

eviesrealitychangesdaily:

andwhentheskywasopened:

continueplease:

louwhis:

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

\(。-_-。) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

i found it

the original post

i found it

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

*tour guide voice*

and here on the left ladies and gentlemen, you see one of the posts before everyone went batshit crazy

mypokemonranch:

Pokemon Anime - Ho-Oh's First Appearance

larrachersan:

owlygem:

end0skeletal:

Happy Owls!

Omg omg omg

They are so cute!

wolf playing in the snow

glownshowpony:

vickstercarr:

G1 Princess Moondust 

Flawless omg O___O

glownshowpony:

vickstercarr:

G1 Princess Moondust 

Flawless omg O___O

pokescans:

Sticker

pokescans:

Sticker

radivs:

'Grounded Rainbow' by Mike Kline
drinkmasturbatecry:

nudityandnerdery:

the-fandoms-are-valentines:

grandtheftautosanandreas:

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay
“He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”
"Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”
"He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”
"It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”
"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

And, of course: "The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t."

the one that will always stay with me is “Arthur Dent was grappling with his consciousness the way one grapples with a lost bar of soap in the bath,” i feel like that was the first time i really understood what you could do with words.

drinkmasturbatecry:

nudityandnerdery:

the-fandoms-are-valentines:

grandtheftautosanandreas:

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay

He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”

"Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”

"He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”

"It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”

"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

And, of course:

"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t."

the one that will always stay with me is “Arthur Dent was grappling with his consciousness the way one grapples with a lost bar of soap in the bath,” i feel like that was the first time i really understood what you could do with words.